A reckless romanticization of canine cookery. DO NOT get a dog and expect it to cook you omelettes. Most dogs cannot even manage a basic roux
worldwarmike:

Omelette by Madeline Sharafian. Story of my life.

itlego:

Daft Invaders
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WORK IT BUILD

I have to go barf forever now
oldloves:

Thora Birch & Bill Maher

yachtrock:

Michel Gondry did a portrait of me and here it is.

“In its favour, if Google Glass didn’t exist, all these Silicon Valley guys would be having affairs or buying unsuitable motorbikes” – (via whitemenwearinggoogleglass)

liartownusa:

“Abusive, insane Twitter rant aimed at all biches”

Me and the wife

Pictured: me, life
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Whenever I get up from my desk chair, this happens in a matter of seconds. This cat never seems to get tired of having his dumb ass tossed across the room

Best friends