theidiotking:

This is by far the greatest spam email I’ve ever received.

Try to read this out loud to yourself without doing it in a Russian accent. Let me save you the trouble IT’S

Non Stop Gossip Non Stop: EXCLUSIVE! Author Claims Star Wars Creator is Elusive Zodiac Killer in New Book: nonstopgossipnonstop:

One man created one of the most beloved movie series of all time. Another man murdered five people and claimed to have mu

girl-detective:

Maybe I’m being a little too judgmental here, but I’m not sure this is a cat I’d want to be found…

I love it! I love that this is the best photo that these people had of Jasper

Good morning

wehadfacesthen:

Katharine Hepburn, 1930s
via ripapart

Attention @natashavc

Comedy challenge: have fun with a wrong-number text without lying

Marriage encapsulated

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

“Ever see a Moose on a leash?” “Heh! Yes, once.”

yachtrock:

And then some days you appear on the front page of Perez Hilton with Steven Spielberg and Optimus Prime.

Three of my favorite people!