life:

It needs no other introduction: Cats in Costumes, Looking Horrified

I considered dressing up our cats for approximately 5 seconds before I realized they’d probably just look like this for 1 minute before running screeching under the bed whe

I always think it’s hilarious when conservative honkies get all mad about the nonexistent “War on Christmas”.

But don’t you FUCKING DARE declare “War on Halloween”

Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, “Noble Experiment”.

I look forward to hearing this over a staggeringly depressing “Breaking Bad” montage someday

GO TO

Dear everyone. When I show up to a Halloween party, and I am not wearing a Halloween costume, please do not act like I am Ebenezer Scrooge bringing a sack of dead orphans to a Christmas dinner. I do not hate Halloween. I love it. I just really, really

ebpearce:

Costume titles for when you didn’t want to wear a costume and wore your regular clothes to a costume party:
Cylon that doesnt know they’re a cylon
Imaginary Friend
Muggle
An Adult
Out-of-Body Experience
Incognito 
“The Boyfriend” fr

funwrecker:

A Real Canine Being

The set Getting ready for the Institute At the checkpoint Two guards and a gravel-raker Torching same patch of ground every day With Olya the cafeteria worker The set’s only point w/visible modernity Ilya Khrzhanovsky nedhepburn:

peterfeld:

m

M83, “Kim & Jessie”.

Forgot I had this. Sounds like it belongs on the “Drive” soundtrack. Like it