I’m the Oogie Boogie Man.

“Hey kids, let’s go see the new Disney animated musical! For kids!”
40 minutes later:
“FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

(via: girl-detective, sandboxdiaries)

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Sometimes I miss having a roommate.

Ladies and gentlemen, Eli Roth’s pet pot-bellied pig!

I have come to the sad realization that
1. paying off all my debts,
2. replacing my rapidly-dying computer, and
3. buying ALL OF THE BLU-RAYS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
are mutually incompatible goals. As are
a. working as many paying hours as I can,
b. doing