One of the funniest things I ever saw Bill Murray do was on Letterman, at least ten years ago. The conversation between Bill and Dave lulled a bit, and Bill thought for a second and said, “You see that movie, Titanic?”

Dave: “No.”

Bill: “Hu

This billboard is on the corner of Sunset and Alvarado. I think I kind of missed the point because my first thought was, “Awww! How cute! Robokitty!”

joshandrosky:

This is what you missed if you weren’t at Hamprom last night.

That’s me in the spotlight, yelling “They’re all gonna laugh at you”. I hope Piper Laurie gets a chance to see this

I wore the dress pictured above just prior to 12th grade prom, to a prom theme party last night and I just realized that later in the night, after 3 quick beers, I said to someone, “I was an [airquotes] artsy theater nerd, so I tie-dyed this slip and

Sushi has never looked fatter than he looks right now. I need to start dressing him in vertical stripes or something

If you’d told me even a year ago that I would soon be not only listening to a band called The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart, but actually tapping my foot and singing along, I would have knocked your textbooks out of your hand and given you a swirly.

Existentialist Star Wars.

I’m a big old sucker for stuff like this, so here it is.

The fact that I speak French makes this even more surreal

Remain Champagne: REDNECK HIPSTER: remainchampagne:

I wonder how an overly patriotic redneck hipster from Silverlake would talk? I think he’d sound…a whole lot…like this:
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“All right. I don’t know how you do it in Victorville or Redlan

ronbabcock:

fuckyeahengineers:

Wind Power Without the Blades

Well this is kinda ingenious.

In the future, the field of poppies that surrounds emerald city will be producing power

nedhepburn:

Blake Lively as a redhead and I have no words other than what might be described best as a short, sharp gasp and then a choir of angels singing “I Wanna Know What Love Is” in 5.1 surround sound in my head. 

Is love “hemispherical g