The 25 Faces of James Franco:

Mom: the oscars start in five minutes, get out of the living room!

Me: NO! why can’t you just watch it in your room?

Mom: Because the tvs is biggr.

Me: I was here first

Mom: don’t make me g and pull THE BOX out from undr your bed that

fuckyeahdementia:

“Ther first one’s is free, the next goes in yo mouth” – Cats quote Charlie Sheen

I think about this Maccabees cover of “Boom Boom Pow” at least once a day

For Jen. Someday we will have flowers and puppies, I PROMISE

robot-heart:

Smells Smelly. (by upload)

I non-sarcastically love Bread Helmet Guy. It’s a quick and innovative solution to a problem I have never had to deal with, specifically, the problem of government thugs trying to bash my head in. True revolution is the mother of invention, and true

Katy Perry’s fragrance is called “PURR”? I thought it was called “OBVIOUS”

When I’m sad I make Paul sing the opening lines of “Dance Yrself Clean” in his Kermit voice. I can’t believe some jerks in Brighton beat us to the viral video.
(via Filter)

gibblertron:

New Modern Lady tomorrow night! Here’s what you will be getting yourself into.

Best

I got another message from my Mystery Hater this afternoon. I say “Mystery” sarcastically, since my friends found most of his personal information online within hours of my posting of his previous message.
This time it’s from the fake Facebook pr