Every time I’m on my way to a comedy show, I know one of two things will happen: I will run into the current Most Awkward Person I Know, or I will meet someone who sets the new record. I swim so deeply in social cluelessness that a lot of the time

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Rapper Asterios Kokkinos: Tom Sings!: Goddammit, I love learning that friends are also FOT’s.
Kind of reminds me of what it must be like finding out someone is also a “friend of Dorothy”. Just because we listen to a 3-hour long radio show every w

Hey sailor, wanna come back to my place and take measurements of the precipitation levels along my Moisture Pipeline

I’m a big fan of Henry IV of France – a pretty rad guy, as kings go – but I’d be a fan of him even if I didn’t know anything about him, because he is making this face in literally every existing picture of him. The motto on his coat of arms is La