Oh dear me. I spend a lot of mental energy lamenting the fact that “creativity” in the geek community too often means “meaninglessly mashing up two existing, and very nearly tired, pop-culture references in a t-shirt-friendly manner, and then cal

I wish PA systems would automatically start playing this whenever I walked into a room

The following note is hanging on a cupboard in my office’s breakroom:

thank you
for using
my aluminum foil
buy more
and my bread
you can have the last
slice though
you’re welcome

I had no idea William Carlos Williams worked here. Maybe he’s on