Over the course of my life four women have been instrumental in defining me as a person. Three of those women are half-animal half-women who fight crime, each of whom is an expert at a unique and deadly martial art. The other woman, not pictured here,
Archive for December, 2010
This is going to be me in 2 weeks!
They let grad students join the cheerleading squad, right?
Come on, I really need this you guys, it’s my last chance to be a cheerleader
Is this a euphemism for “installing a Breathalyzer on your Tumblr app”
Top 5 Christmas movies:
5. Die Hard
4. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
2. Rare Exports
1. BAD SANTA
I feel like “Rare Exports” is only on here because it just came out. Like when Rolling Stone does their Top 100 Albu
Every time I’m on my way to a comedy show, I know one of two things will happen: I will run into the current Most Awkward Person I Know, or I will meet someone who sets the new record. I swim so deeply in social cluelessness that a lot of the time
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Rapper Asterios Kokkinos: Tom Sings!: Goddammit, I love learning that friends are also FOT’s.
Kind of reminds me of what it must be like finding out someone is also a “friend of Dorothy”. Just because we listen to a 3-hour long radio show every w
Hey sailor, wanna come back to my place and take measurements of the precipitation levels along my Moisture Pipeline
I’m a big fan of Henry IV of France – a pretty rad guy, as kings go – but I’d be a fan of him even if I didn’t know anything about him, because he is making this face in literally every existing picture of him. The motto on his coat of arms is La