The only problem I had with this was that when I unwrapped her all her limbs and her head fell off of her body

Perfect

Um, excuse me Hustler, but that fleshlight is not anatomically correct. It was made all too obvious in the film that the Na’vi copulate by intertwining their ponytail tentacle dicks.
(via tylercoates:mykicks)

From “The Simpsons”’ thirteenth season. These will always be the lyrics to “Tubthumping” in my heart

This is when TLC was going through their “prizes thrown onto the dance floor by a Bar Mitzvah DJ” accessory phase. Some rappers have Prada, TLC had The Oriental Trading Company.
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Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg | TLC

I just started following me

I wanted the world to know the top things that come up on Google when you type “what is the difference.”
Also notice the eerie and mysterious third punchline to the sexist joke. It’s actually an unfinished punchline, and I actually know the full

Here is photographic proof of the worst standup show that has ever been performed, courtsey of Hasan Minhaj’s Twitter

Season 1 Episode 34: Hasan Minhaj makes the Teabaggers an offer of peace and brotherhood…that they can’t refuse. You can

Art Garfunkle’s Official Website: alisonagosti:

Never has a thing been more exactly what you would’ve expected.